And now we've come... to the end of the road... still I can't let—actually, hang on, I can totally let go. I can't do this 52 weeks a year. Let's start with the obvious. Nick Saban showed up and god help us all.
WHAAAAAAAT
I NEED A NAP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(off in the corner crying for like half an hour)
Anyway (wiping tears from eyes), as for non-Saban stuff, the censors totally took today off, and as such this final GameDay was basically populated by signs made by 4-year-olds. That is not an exaggeration. Observe and enjoy.
"Hey SEC, U MAD?" #collegegameday pic.twitter.com/gWwmYgii1i
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) December 7, 2013
WHY U MAD THO SEC?
Was Nelson Mandela a Buckeye? This guy seems to think so. pic.twitter.com/KABc414kFz
— Official Guyism.com (@Guyism) December 7, 2013
Come on, no he wasn't. Come... come on.
I don't want to have laughed at that. But I did. A lot. How did that even get past anyone? Oh, but the people behind this sign weren't done; there were three such ludicrously amateurish signs. Let's keep going.
"SEC Is Poo" #collegegameday sign: pic.twitter.com/OTOV4XTucQ
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) December 7, 2013
Poo. Poo. But we're not even done!
This finishes off the trio of crude yellow signs, and it might be the most offensive of them all. Come on, dudes. That's not tugging on Superman's cape, that's peeing on it. Or pooing, as the case may be.
"Hey Bama, got a sec" pic.twitter.com/Dga7bysOZc
— Land-Grant Holy Land (@Landgrant33) December 7, 2013
Take your shots at Bama now. Have your fun. You don't want 'em, though. Lord no you don't.
(via bubbaprog)
Saban to Boise? Buddy. You don't want Bama.
And with that, College GameDay is done for the year. So it goes.