Think upscale dining, not a traditional sports bar. Its menu features a range of farm-to-market dishes along with entrees inspired by the home cities of ACC teams. Tastes include steak, seafood, burgers, N.C. barbecue, wraps, salads, small plates and more. There's even a ceviche dish to enjoy!
In association with ACC expert Martin Rickman, our spin on the ACC American Cafe menu:
me: Ron Cherry Cake (pie makes too much sense)
Martin: Bud Foster Lunchpail Special
Martin: Boston College Creme De Menthe Smoothie
me: Sun Bowl of Soup
Martin: Kraft Fight Hunger Platter
me: Swofford Souffle
Martin: Bye Bye Ms. Maryland Pie
me: Wake Forest Demon Bacon
me: 7-5 With Extra Chives
Martin: Wake Forest Demon Bacon Cheddar Fries
Martin: Mike Gminskielbasa Sandwich
Martin: Chicken Cutcliffe
me: Paul Johnson's Get Bent Surprise (available in Regular and Fuck Frank Beamer sizes)
Martin: Miami Surf 'n Turf: So good it outta be on probation
me: The Weinkewich
Martin: dadgummy worms
me: Chris Rix 'n' Crispix
Martin: Aaron Curry Chicken Salad
me: Reggie Ball Of Food You Can Eat Or Roll Around Or Send Back
Martin: UNC Make Your Own Major Buffet
me: The Glennon Sampler
Martin: *stick out your neck and order the Glennon Sampler
me: The Big East
Martin: The Big Feast!
Martin: you can order from two menus: The Atlantic and The Coastal
me: they are exactly the same
Martin: both menus are equally as disappointing
me: heinz brand ketchup snacks brought to you by the university of pittsburgh, coming soon to an acc cafe nearest you, check your grocer's freezer
Martin: The Syracuse Orange: your server will just bring you an unpeeled, uncut orangewith googly eyes pasted on it
me: I lost five pounds in two weeks on the Virginia Cavaliers diet
Martin: Crab Rangoon -- for a limited time only
Martin: Jim Grobe Special. It is just a Waffle with piles of cash on it
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