Pressed for comment, West Virginia coach Dana Holgorsen (probably) replied by saying, "Horsewomen? Where?"
Here's the actual news that happened:
Welcome Home WVU grad JaJuan Seider as WVU RB Coach. The T.E.A.M. is finally ready for Sunday's Spring FB #1.— Dana Holgorsen (@Holgorsendana) March 9, 2013