Alabama is adding a waterfall to its football locker room. This will help it recruit better players, because young people like aquatic activities.
There are jokes to be made about this, but none of them are any great. Every single joke that could ever be made about Alabama adding a waterfall boils down to Auburn's water being lesser or whatever. So let's try to concoct the worst jokes we possibly can about all this.
- The water flows too fast to be in a Big Ten locker room ha ha ha
- Players can sneak in and kiss their girlfriends underneath it unlike Manti Te'o who had a fake one ha ha ha
- Don't know why Alabama is adding a waterfall when the Tide never falls oh that is gold solid gold
- Now we know where Alabama washes all the cars it gives to recruits ha ha ha
- Don't let Lane Kiffin into Alabama's locker room; all he'll do is take the waterfall and run away like he always runs away, what a coward he is ha ha ha
- Here's a question for you: waterfall them Auburn fans could just shut up ha ha ha
- Players can sneak in and kiss their girlfriends underneath it unlike Manti Te'o who had a fake one /doubles over
- In the year whatever, the whole MAC will have waterfalls full of MAC oh hysterical
- Somebody should make a joke about the Tide washing over them ha ha ha
- Alabama's waterfall will cost less to build than Cam Newton did to build HA HA HA
- Tennessee water arrested AND THAT AIN'T EVEN A JOKE
- Pat Dye's pants will cheat at the bottom of it THAT IS GOLD
- There's already a waterfall with a medical redshirt at a Mississippi JUCO right now oh that is classic
- They should stick to Philip Rivers and Carnell Lake like they're used to OH THAT IS CLASSIC
- Players can sneak in and kiss their girlfriends underneath it unlike Manti Te'o who had a fake one /wipes tears
- Once a year they'll allow Auburn fans inside so they can take a shower IN VICTORY ha ha ha
- Alabama's new locker room offers a better baptism than Cecil Newton's church ... and a cheaper one, too ha ha ha
- Tim Tebow's tears is waterfall ha ha ha
- Tim Tebow cried
- Remember that time Tim Tebow cried THAT IS GOLD
- We made him cry
- Mack Brown recruited a waterfall as a linebacker and Florida State was going to add a waterfall but they choked get it and Mark Richt has lost control of waterfalls and maybe Ohio State should spend less time on tattoos and more time on waterfalls ha ha ha
- Nick Saban is short and a waterfall ha ha ha
- Players can sneak in and kiss their girlfriends underneath it unlike Manti Te'o who had a fake one /explodes
- Bet Auburn will add one and it will be bad ha ha ha
Can you think of worse jokes than these? Show us what you got!
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