Jadeveon Clowney could miss season opener, will not miss season opener

So South Carolina defensive end Jadeveon Clowney is suddenly questionable for the South Carolina Gamecocks' season opener against North Carolina, according to Steve Spurrier:

Spurrier: Clowney could miss first game if shoulder doesn't improve soon. Seems to sending message: "Get on practice field"

— Josh Kendall (@JoshatTheState) August 13, 2013

That's a far cry from the report on Clowney's shoulder from Saturday, when defensive coordinator Lorenzo Ward said it was just a bruise and that he'd be fine. As Kendall alludes in his tweet, this is probably more about lighting a fire underneath a player who was probably enjoying a few days off from practice rather than a real live injury concern.

And now, a comprehensive list of things more likely to happen than Jadeveon Clowney missing the North Carolina game:

Literally everything. Have you seen him? He can't be hurt.

See you on Aug. 29, Jadeveon.

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