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Silence, odious curs! Our dear varsity Wolverines are footballing, and our footballers need silence for optimal footballing. Such intolerable noise! At what point did we begin allowing the filthy, be-sooted masses to purchase tickets to our leisures! A true Michigan Man always keeps himself abreast of the situation, and the team demands silence in this time of great need!
Silence without, but an ocean of disquiet and malcomfort roars within. Such is a Michigan Man's lot.