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If Saturday was Al Golden's last game as Miami's head coach, he went out with a bang.
The Hurricanes got absolutely whooped, 58-0 by No. 6 Clemson. It was the biggest loss in Miami's 90-year football history, breaking a record set in 1944 when the Canes lost to Texas A&M, 70-14.
The saddest play came with Miami down 35-0, trying to get something -- ANYTHING -- before halftime. Instead, backup quarterback Malik Rosier threw a pick-six, and then it was 42-0.
At one point, Miami gave up a sack against a two-man pass rush.
On one play, Miami had a first down and ran backwards until it didn't have a first down anymore.
Dabo Swinney was mad about his team's sportsmanship despite the 42-0 halftime lead:
Dabo Swinney ripped into his team on the field at halftime: https://t.co/1C85NaUgZj pic.twitter.com/PYLkVOMUg6
— SB Nation (@SBNation) October 24, 2015
And it's possible the things going on around Sun Life Stadium probably tell you a lot more than the actual scoreline.
Of course, there was a plane flying a FIRE AL GOLDEN banner ...
"Our pilot has as many Top 25 wins" pic.twitter.com/jjZntMOqI5
— Josh Baumgard (@joshbaumgard) October 24, 2015
... but that literally happens every week.
Jonathan Vilma brought his little daughter to her first game at The U! She hated it:
Took my princess to her 1st Canes game.....safe to say she's over it pic.twitter.com/GT5l4rIxN2
— Jonathan Vilma (@JonVilma51) October 24, 2015
Miami football in 2015: Making children sad.
Miami great Leon Searcy was honored at halftime! He hated it.
HOF intro when you down 45-0, I'm not feeling this sh$&!!! pic.twitter.com/14K0R3Zbss
— Leon Searcy (@leonsearcy72) October 24, 2015
One fan dressed up as the 2015 version of the Paper Bag Over The Head.
No Photoshop..... Buddy really bought the Crying Jordan mask pic.twitter.com/T3vM6wLpvo
— Notorious B.I.N.G. (@imBINGnotGOOGLE) October 24, 2015
Think: That guy had to print out a picture of Michael Jordan's crying face.
Uncle Luke was perhaps the saddest.
This is bad real bad it don't get know lower than this.
— LUTHER R CAMPBELL (@unclelukereal1) October 24, 2015
Miami fans got into a fight in the stands! Everybody was much more interested in that than the game.
#Miami fans scuffling in the stands. Lots of people being ejected. #Clemson up 28-0. pic.twitter.com/vcj0SMuNp3
— Sefton Ipock (@SeftonIpock) October 24, 2015
Our Claire McNear broke down the many, many, many things going on in this photo quite well.
Sometimes Miami football attendance gets a bad rap because of the stadium it plays in. Even if 50,000 people show up, Sun Life Stadium still looks pretty empty. But it was BAAAAAAAAAAAD as Clemson racked up the points.
There MAYBE 3 thousand people in the stands right now at halftime. MAYBE.
— StateOfTheU.com (@TheStateOfTheU) October 24, 2015
Sean McDonough: "There's people heading for the exits. There's not a lot of people here." Saving me the trouble of making the joke.
— Patrick Stevens (@D1scourse) October 24, 2015
Some ex-Miami players were embarrassed. They said so:
This is so embarrassing...
— Seantrel Henderson (@66_Henderson) October 24, 2015
Embarrassing
— Denzel perryman (@D_Perryman52) October 24, 2015
The capper? A defeated Golden refusing to look at whatever fans remained as Miami went through its postgame rendition of the alma mater:
Al Golden with players postgame during playing of alma mater. Can't look at the crowd. pic.twitter.com/HXOc7jLQK8
— Clay Ferraro (@ClayWPLG) October 24, 2015