Bowl season is upon us, which means the careful and thought-out ranking of the gifts players will receive. Some bowls did very well and deserve our applause. Others might as well have not shown up.
Good gifts!
Congratulations to the following bowl games that both show an understanding of what college-aged kids want and give them some swag for a hard-fought year.
1. Russell Athletic Bowl
$350 Best Buy shopping trip; Timely Watch Co. watch; ISlide footwear; beach towel; Russell Athletic performance pullover
2. Citrus Bowl
$315 Best Buy shopping trip; Timely Watch Co. watch; EA Sports video game; ISlide footwear; beach towel
3. Peach Bowl
$300 Vanilla Visa gift card; Fossil watch; Bluetooth speaker; commemorative football; $10 Chick-fil-A gift card
4. Quick Lane Bowl
JBL headphones; custom-made, life-sized decal for each player with his likeness; hoodie, winter hat, baseball cap; Ogio backpack; vintage football; $200 Best Buy gift card
5. Alamo Bowl
Beats Studio Wireless headphones; Fossil watch; $125 Best Buy gift card; team panoramic photo; commemorative mini-helmet
6. Military Bowl
Microsoft Xbox One with Kinect bundle; Under Armour duffle bag
7. Outback Bowl
$150 Best Buy gift card; Outback Steakhouse gift card; Fossil watch; Jostens ring; cap
8. Liberty Bowl
Bass Pro Shops gift card and shopping trip; custom-made Oculus Pro Team HD binoculars; Bulova watch; Nike athletic shoes, sport sandals, sunglasses and custom-made backpack; commemorative game ball
The gift suiters
This is where things get dicey. Gift suites can be very nice or completely tragic. Also, it's a pot luck. Who knows what they're going to get? You do not get points for secrecy in these gift rankings.
9. New Mexico Bowl
Gift suite; Oakley Holbrook sunglasses, Blade Wet/Dry 30 backpack and fine knit beanie; cap; Sound Pop portable speaker; Ogio toiletry kit; Gildan stadium blanket
10. Hawaii Bowl
Gift suite; Oakley sunglasses and backpack; Tori Richard aloha shirt; surf trunks; team performance wear; Urban Barrels beach bag and towel
11. Camellia Bowl
Gift suite; Fossil watch; commemorative game coin and case; cap and beanie; Ogio duffle bag; Big Game autograph football
12. Orange Bowl
Gift suite; Tourneau watch; Schutt commemorative "split" helmet (half one team and half the other, perfect for Brent Venables)
13. St. Petersburg Bowl
Gift suite; Oakley backpack and Turbine sunglasses; commemorative football
14. Bahamas Bowl
Gift suite; Oakley backpack; cap; Rock 'Em Apparel socks; Jabra Bluetooth speaker
15. Sun Bowl
Gift suite; Timely Watch Co. Silvertone watch; Majestic Pro Base fleece pullover; Ogio Politan backpack; cap; commemorative coin
16. Rose Bowl
Gift suite; Fossil watch; Ogio backpack; New Era fitted 59 Fifty cap
17. Fiesta Bowl
Gift suite; Fossil watch; Ogio X-Fit backpack
18. Sugar Bowl
Gift suite; Fossil watch; New Era Cap; commemorative coin
19. Independence Bowl
Gift suite; Timely Watch Co. watch; New Era knit skull cap; commemorative football
20. Cactus Bowl
Gift suite; Fossil watch; Ogio Excelsior backpack
T21. Poinsettia Bowl
Gift suite; Fossil watch; cap
T21. Holiday Bowl
Gift suite; Fossil watch; cap
T23. New Orleans Bowl
Gift suite; Fossil watch
T23. Music City Bowl
Gift suite; Fossil watch
T23. Foster Farms Bowl
Gift suite; Fossil watch
26. Potato Bowl
Gift suite; Coleman two-person tent; beanie; Oakley backpack; Big Game football
27. Las Vegas Bowl
Gift suite; Oakley backpack; trucker mesh snapback cap; beanie
T28. Armed Forces Bowl
Gift suite; Ogio backack with hydration bladder; commemorative football; beanie
T28. Heart of Dallas Bowl
Gift suite; Ogio backpack with hydration bladder; commemorative football; beanie
30. Boca Raton Bowl
Gift suite; beach towel; beach bag; Tervis tumbler; sunglasses; sports flip-flops
31. Birmingham Bowl
Gift suite; ESPN beanie; Ogio backpack; Big Game football
32. Texas Bowl
Gift suite; belt buckle; duffel bag; alpaca throw; selfie stick
How did you make a worse gift suite?
33. TaxSlayer Bowl
Panasonic gift suite; Fossil watch
You're not even trying ...
Special shout out to the Belk Bowl, who avoided being our worst gift after earning it in 2014.
34. Miami Beach Bowl
Bluetooth speaker; Oakley Blade Wet/Dry 30 backpack; Under Armour bucket hat and sunglasses; beach towel; waterproof cellphone case; commemorative football
35. GoDaddy Bowl
Timely Watch Co. watch; Sol Republic Punk speakers; 32-quart Lit cooler; Wilson official souvenir game ball
36. Belk Bowl
Shopping trip to Belk department store; Fossil watch
37. Cure Bowl
Nike pullover; flexfit, flat bill cap; watch; Tervis tumbler; commemorative metal ticket; chill towel; keychain
38. Pinstripe Bowl
Variety of New Era products
39. Arizona Bowl
Cowtown custom-made cowboy boots. This game has been called a "travesty" by the Mountain West's commissioner, and the gift choice falls in line.
Which leaves us with the mysterious two ...
What are they hiding? These are scary. It's like a game show where you trade all your winnings for what's in the box.
40. Cotton Bowl
Would not disclose.
41. National Championship
Iconic gift
"Iconic gift" is no gift at all. This is the kind of phrase you hear when you're told you're getting "the most valuable gift of all," and it's a lesson about humility or some crap.
An iconic gift could be something dope like a private jet, or a cat-sized top hat full of half-chewed Captain Crunch. This is not okay, National Championship. Step your game up.
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