Coach, we here at SB Nation are concerned. You live in Florida now. The Sunshine State! Land of endless beaches and sun-drenched days. You need to take care of yourself out there, otherwise, well, this could happen:
I don't know how he's able to move his mouth to speak without screaming in agony, and heaven knows how the rest of his body looks. Honestly, just seeing him like this makes my own skin hurt. I'm glad you had some eye protection, but perhaps it's time to invest in a hat, umbrella, and maybe some SPF 10,000.
SB Nation presents: Shocking photos of college coaches back in the day