Conference media days are all important, but perhaps a moment of recognition is required for Virginia Tech's Kendall Fuller bringing the Hokies' lunch pail totem to the dais.
#VaTech DB Kendall Fuller repping the lunch pail with the makeshift sign... pic.twitter.com/nwiFZ4a21x— David Hale (@DavidHaleESPN) July 20, 2015
Host: "And now, if anyone has questions for the lunch pail, we'll take them now."
Reporter: "Yes, Mr. Pail, what would you say is your most valuable addition to the team?"
Lunch Pail: "I contain lunch. Next."
Reporter: "Afternoon, Pail. Talk about the team's goals for this season."
Lunch Pail: "That's not a question, but also I have 'WIN' written on my lid, so."
Reporter: "How great was it to beat Ohio State last year, and do you think you can do it again?"
Lunch Pail: "I'm an inanimate object, please stop asking me questions. You're all imagining these answers and are starting to look like crazy people. Go Hokies."