ESPN's College GameDay is in East Lansing for No. 5 Michigan State's matchup with No. 7 Oregon. The signs at the GameDay set can be hit or miss, but every now and then, one really taps into the cultural zeitgeist of the moment and says so much with so few words. This is one of those times.
In other news, someone in attendance wants you to know that Tupac is definitely still alive.
I dare you to say that to his face. This assumes Mark Dantonio knows what Ashley Madison is, and spends waking seconds on things that aren't devoted to hellbent domination of football.
And now, some other internet humor.
I'm not sure if this is supposed to be an insult, or this sign was made by an Oregon fan. I'd venture a guess that Riley Curry probably isn't watching the game today. Hey, speaking of NBA references:
That's Michigan State alum Draymond Green, by the way, who just gave a $3.1 million donation to the school for a new weight room.
Oh, they're getting personal. pic.twitter.com/hwXV7zEWll— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) September 12, 2015
Note: Jim Harbaugh doesn't wear off-brand khakis. The brand is actually GEORGE from Walmart.
Do you get it? His name is Cook, and that's also what you do to ducks before you eat them, and Oregon's mascot is the Ducks. Get it? There's so many layers!
They're merciless here. pic.twitter.com/P27lApG4hR— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) September 12, 2015
Big talk from fans of a team that hasn't won a national title since the mid-60s, but I'll allow it.
Reminder: Jim Harbaugh puts Gatorade in his cereal instead of milk. It's actually not that bad.
And now for the Meek Mill section of our program:
No love for Meek Mill here. pic.twitter.com/DKa4v4r4l2— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) September 12, 2015
Behold, the first funny "STRAIGHT OUTTA _____" meme!
Thank you for paying attention in history class.