Iowa and Wisconsin made for pretty boring matchup. The crowd was mostly lackluster, with the exception of this very tall, very slender, gentleman farmer.
Someone clearly ate his Wheaties (or corn) this morning.
He’s got Iowa spirit, even if the rest of you Midwestern folk are still too sleepy/hungover for a noon game. They’re barely even paying attention. Except the girl on the left, anxiously whispering to her neighbor.
“Is he OK? How did he find overalls that fit? He is at least 7 feet tall.”
For your entertainment pleasure, we made it sound like he’s conducting an eight-piece polka band.