PODCAST AIN’T PLAYED NOBODY: Sources say you are hiring Lane Kiffin. Congrats!

Sources have told SB Nation that the topics for today’s midweek PAPN include the following:

• Charlie Strong’s performance to date.
• The “Big 12 doesn’t play defense” meme is totally false, except for when it’s true.
• The Fresno State opening and Lane Kiffin’s hilariously unlikely redemption and likability.
• SOURCES and unfounded lists of coaching candidates.
• The vaunted Quincy-Hannibal-Keokuk market.
• Tom Herman: a rich man’s Darrell Hazell? It’s not as crazy as it sounds!
• What are realistic expectations for Oregon?
• This week’s ... relatively tepid slate of games.
• The ultimate MAC road trip.
• Box Score Bingo! It’s like Boise State-BYU (box score, advanced box score) was staged with the sole purpose of making it onto PAPN.

Sources also tell us that you’re going to have a great afternoon.