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Congratulations to Tennessee football for winning the Life Championship

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On Monday, head coach Butch Jones revealed UT’s latest achievement.

Tennessee was picked to win the SEC East.

Florida won the SEC East.

Head coach Butch Jones:

Wow!

One good thing about winning Life, as opposed to winning the SEC East, is that the former doesn’t involve having to play Alabama again.

You do have to play Bama if you lose Life, though. Playing Bama sounds like a circle of Hell in which you’re doomed to have 310-pound Jonathan Allen continually throw you into the air as if he’s a killer whale while you try to complete passes.

Maybe it really is a killer whale, who’s wearing a Jonathan Allen jersey.

See how good it is to win Life? Way better than winning the SEC East.