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The Miami Hurricane who had the greatest TD celebration ever is running for Congress

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Randal "Thrill" Hill, golden era Miami Hurricanes wide receiver, is running for Congress. You might know him better as the man who took a 1991 Cotton Bowl touchdown all the way up the tunnel, then came back out with finger-six-shooters blazing, because his team was smoking holes through the Texas Longhorns.

It went on for a really long time. It was one of the last straws that inspired the NCAA to crack down on excessive celebrations by revealing a series of new rules and interpretations, which many nicknamed after the Canes. It was glory.

"It wasn't my fault that they built that stadium where there was a tunnel in the end zone that I scored in," Hill said in the beloved ESPN documentary The U. "It wasn't my fault that the doors were open. Don't blame me. You can blame the architects."

He expanded on that in a quick interview with our State of the U, saying, "Yes, I still say it was not my fault. If the NCAA would have made uniforms that had ripcords attached to parachutes, it would have allowed me to slow down before I got to the tunnel."

But what are his policy positions, you say? More celebrations, probably. I believe we can all set our politics aside and agree a man with the capability to devise such an excellent touchdown celebration -- and such fine explanations for it -- should be strongly considered for the House of Representatives.

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