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Photographic evidence that Steve Spurrier and Frank Beamer are dominating retirement

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College football lost a bunch of older coaches to retirement this past offseason. It's time to check in on what a couple of these gentlemen -- one of whom left via a satisfactory, dancing farewell tour and one of whom just up and skedaddled -- got up to just this weekend.

Frank Beamer

Is that a Cook-Out milkshake and a pedi at the same damn time?

Retirement Rating: 10

Steve Spurrier

Gonna need him to explain in like nine words why his fedora is a better coach than Larry Fedora.

Retirement Rating: 10

Now how do these young pups (retirement-wise) stand up against the king of retired college football coaches himself? Let's see the man's last tweeted photo.

The retirement god Rich Brooks

Retirement Rating: Incalculable, as always

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