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Steve Spurrier has a book coming out on Aug. 30. That’s pretty good news.

The modern-era record holder for most college football quippity quips, who just up and left South Carolina last season, will surely rain down hatin’ on his many enemies throughout the pages of the book. He'll more likely spin some pleasant tales about his time in and out of the sport, but let a person dream.

(Also, as Clemson fans have joked, the last chapter will probably be cut off a few pages early.)

Here’s the preorder, for those into such tactics.

His timing was also perfect here, as the first truly post-Spurrier SEC Media Days is currently upon us. I believe he knows how much this event desperately needs him.

I’m gonna swing through his Arby’s on the way out to pay tribute to the god of this Hoover, Ala. mall.


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