PODCAST AIN'T PLAYED NOBODY: A user guide to conference media days

It's a special Thursday edition of Podcast Ain't Played Nobody! And as normal, Bill and Godfrey covered a lot of ground:

• The long offseason and the benefits of variety.
  
  
• Your guide to conference media days (~7:00):
  
  1. SEC -- You, too, can attend! But you probably shouldn't!
  2. Pac-12 -- Lots of availability! And it's in Los Angeles!
  3. Big 12 -- Lots of availability! In a nice hotel! With a miserable Dana Holgorsen!
  4. Big Ten -- Eh, nothing to see here.
  
  
• The black-box Urban Meyer-Jim Harbaugh conspiracy theory.
• Don't forget about Oregon in the Pac-12 race. Seriously, let's not do that. (~20:00)
• Texas fans as a "borg-like collective." (~34:00)
• PLAYOFF HYPOTHETICAL: If the last spot is between 11-1 OU and a 13-0 Houston team that beat the Sooners, who gets it? (~44:00)
• Reminiscing about the 1999 Independence Bowl (as one does).
• The insanity of being unhappy with Bob Stoops (and the difficulty of making two good hires in a row). (~53:00)
• Blind! Box score! Bingo! (~60:00)
• Bill talking trash to David Gibbs: a tradition like no other.

Enjoy.

And here's this week's Box Score Bingo entry.