Auburn has begun outsourcing its game ball delivery and it is deeply unsettling.
It’s not just because a drone delivered the game ball, but think of the way the Tigers could use technology to change the sport.
- A robotic Cam Newton to return to the Plains and rule the college football world.
- A robotic defensive coordinator which must be named Kevin Steel.
- A robotic War Eagle that will peck your eyes out with adamantium talons.
The Tigers must be stopped, clearly world domination is not far ahead.