PODCAST AIN’T PLAYED NOBODY: Steve Spurrier alternate history and a Labor Day buffet

Sleep deprivation and reader questions took us in a weird direction today.

Today’s PAPN topics.

• How to knock a dog unconscious during a thunderstorm.
• The wonder of Labor Day weekend (starring Georgia State as Cheddar Bay biscuits).
• The stat that could change everything for coaches and analytics.
• What if Steve Spurrier doesn’t take the Florida job, a.k.a. an Earth-Two that features LSU head coach Steve Spurrier and Florida head coach Chan Gailey.
• Temple’s upside as an athletic program.
• Which school runs the most archaic offense?
• Is Danny Etling ... underrated?
• So the Big 12 falls apart tomorrow — where does each program end up?
• Jim Leavitt to Kansas State (in 2064, when Bill Snyder retires)?
• COMBAT ORCA HIGHLIGHTS