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Fantasy football team names that will distract your league from your horrible roster

You're probably not winning your fantasy league this year, but if you do, your league's trophy will have a funny engraving at season's end.

Easily, the most important research in fantasy football is the kind that goes into determining your team name. You could finish 1-10, but if you have the best name of the group, your league could be like "Man, I know Steve won the championship and all, but let’s just give the trophy to whoever named his team 'Gronky Punch.'" It just might be your saving grace in case you draft this year’s equivalent of 2013’s Doug Martin, C.J. Spiller and Julio Jones in the first three rounds.

I’ve provided a list below of names that will hopefully at least sway your league into giving you pity points by year’s end. Feel free to take as many as you like. Or combine some. Your call.

  • Derpy Sanchez
  • "F-- Bon Jovi"
  • You Give the Bills a Bad Name
  • Gronky Punch
  • The Coloring Book of Eli
  • Waiting for Gano
  • Matt Fortehands
  • The Sex Cannons
  • Richard Sherman's Inferiority Complex
  • The Peyton Mannings (he’ll be your entire team)
  • Ngata Surf
  • Out of BORTles License Plates
  • Mike Tomlin's Sideline Stroll
  • Better Call Montee Ball!
  • Demaryius Targaryen
  • WhiteWelkers
  • James Starks of Winterfell
  • Doug R.R. Martin
  • Henne and Coke
  • Dude, you're getting Odell! (aka The Timely References!)
  • Blocked by Rovell
  • The Double Ent-Andre Ellingtons
  • Peter King's Team. MAYBE.
  • Pete Prisco's Ass
  • Nuke Mike Priefer
  • Yo Gabbert Gabbert
  • NickFoles-eon Dynamite
  • Fred Smoot's Boats & Hoes
  • Football Butt
  • Ertz Donut
  • Maurice Bones-You
  • Black & Tannehill
  • Iupati in the USA
  • Brees Nuts
  • Florio's Police Blotter
  • Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (That one's just funny as is)
  • 2 Legit 2 Britt
  • When the Le'Veon Breaks
  • The London Jaguars
  • Ripley's Talib it or Not
  • Jerome Simpson, Smiling Politely

To those clearly more clever than I am -- please add more names to the comments section.