Please, for the love of everything, stop screaming dumb stuff on tee boxes. Maybe you thought it was funny years ago. Maybe you're still all about Happy Gilmore, despite there being plenty of new jokes to tap into. Or maybe you just want to make people mad. Whatever the case, just stop.
I'm talking to you, REDONKULOUS guy
I do want to note one thing. I'm now convinced Chris Farley is alive, at Augusta, and screaming at golfers. That voice, man. It has a distinct Farley flavor.
This doesn't excuse anything, though. Take this man's badge and throw him in Rae's creek.