“...That was the longest week in my life. My liver was glad the season was over. I got a bunch of guys that I played with at Auburn. ... we went out every single night for eight days. I was so glad when they won the championship when it was over because I wanted them to get the hell out of my city. It was a great accomplishment but that was a long week for me because I wanted them to enjoy my city in Arizona and it was awesome, but it was a long week bro.”â†µ
-- Charles Barkley, channeling a college sophomore when asked how he celebrated Auburn (his alma mater) winning the National Championship. For more Barkley-isms, head over to Sports Radio Interviews.