The Celtics fans' ultimate 5-second interview with Rick Pitino

Celtics Hub has alerted us to a Boston sports radio interview with Rick Pitino, which aired on the "Toucher & Rich" show on Sports Hub 98.5 Thursday morning.

Here is the entire, comprehensive transcript of the interview, as transcribed by CBS Boston:

Fred: We are joined by Rick Pitino, former coach of the Celtics, current coach of the Louisville Cardinals who won the national championship. Rick Pitino, hello!
Pitino: Morning, guys.
Fred: You stink. You ruined the Celtics.
Fred then hung up and began "The Stack" segment, and the interview was over.

On one hand, this is pretty much the alpha and omega of "Celtics Fans." On the other hand, looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllll