LaDarius Owens' jersey came apart during the Iron Bowl. There was apparently no backup jersey, so in the game of the year, in the fourth quarter, with Auburn down seven, we received a lengthy report about a SEWING MACHINE.
AUB prepared for everything...sewing jerseys on the sideline #IronBowl pic.twitter.com/y4n5uNShAA
— Tracy Wolfson (@tracywolfson) November 30, 2013
Sew, Auburn tailor! Sew with SEC speed!
This had the Internet in stitches, and A MILLION OTHER BAD PUNS.
— SB Nation (@sbnation) November 30, 2013
Luckily, Owens' jersey got fixed: 
And it's 28-21 right now and Auburn has the ball.