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Cotton candy gains sentience in Atlanta

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This is the end.

We interrupt your NFL viewing with the following news update.

Cotton candy has taken over. There is no escape. Attempts to wash off the intergalactic invader have been met with a sticky mess, and there is no current update from within the Georgia Dome.


Please hold your loved ones close, and await word from the authorities. There is no indication as to why spun sugar decided to attack our liberties, but there is no hiding. Cotton candy will find its way to your town.

Thank you humanity. It was fun while we lasted.