The halftime show in Cincinnati is Capuchin monkeys in tiny monkey-sized Bengals jerseys riding dogs and herding sheep. It's all happening:
If anyone was wondering what the Bengals halftime show is, it's monkeys in jerseys riding dogs chasing goats...#wut pic.twitter.com/JiUMDbLSfS
— Emily W (@EmilyWhite012) December 22, 2013
And Katy Perry’s Roar is being played while the Monkeys are riding the Dogs. This has to be a bad acid trip
— Joe Reedy (@joereedy) December 22, 2013
If you've never encountered this particular halftime show, you can read all about these creatures here. It's a whole damn business.
That doesn't seem like a cool thing to do to monkeys, but, well, there ya go.