Former 49ers owner Eddie DeBartolo can't open his beer

I've used the same bottle opener since I was a sophomore in college. It used to have the letters of my fraternity on it, but they have long since worn away. It takes me a little second, since I like to preserve the structural integrity of the cap, but its a skill I've mastered and mastered and mastered over the years, while other people often fiddle and flail when I hand them the opener.

Former 49ers owner Eddie DeBartolo needs to get himself a favorite bottle opener:

On the plus side, it's Anchor Steam. Dude's supporting local breweries.