Here is an endearing video of college football's most fearsome athlete being a nice person with another nice person (who might happen to be the queen of South Carolina):
HERE ARE THE THINGS NFL SCOUTS HAVE LEARNED ARE AWFUL ABOUT JADEVEON CLOWNEY AFTER VIEWING THIS FOOTAGE:
- RESPONDS IN THE AFFIRMATIVE TO THE CONCEPTS OF "LOVE" AND "FUN." WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS
- ONE-ARM HUGGER. FAILED TO WRAP UP.
- FAILED TO IDENTIFY AAAALVIN ON HIS OWN. POOR FIELD VISION.
- FAILED TO WAVE AT AAAALVIN FOR THE NICE LADY. TERRIBLE AT PRE-SNAP SIGNALS.
- BAD USE OF HANDS WHEN IN CLOSE QUARTERS, AS THAT CAMERA IS FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
- MERCIFUL TO THE LESS-POWERFUL, SUCH AS THIS SWEET LADY AND ELI MANNING.
- VIDEO IS DELIGHTFUL BUT TOO SHORT. LACKS FINISH-THE-PLAY-TO-THE-WHISTLEIVENESS.
- "MA'AM" IS NO WAY TO SPEAK TO A LADY.
- NEVER SPEAK TO LADIES TO BEGIN WITH.
- LADIES ARE NOT SPORTS.
- ONLY SPEAK TO SPORTS.
- SAY TO SPORTS THE FOLLOWING: "TAKE ALL OF ME."
- DID I HEAR LAUGHTER IN THERE?
- LAUGHTER?!?
- DO YOU THINK JOE FLACCO LAUGHS?!?
- JOE FLACCO
- JOE FLACCO
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