For some reason, we've agreed as a country that the noise made by footballs hitting crossbars is DOINK. There is no disagreement on this matter.
It appears that memo has gotten to Verne Lundquist, who went with OH MY DOINK on a kickoff by Auburn. Of course, DOINK is the last word any Missouri fan wants to hear.
We've spent about eight minutes trying to find that video of the kickoff doinking off the crossbar and stopping perfectly on the 20-yard-line, but can't seem to. Somebody else do that for us.