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Carly Rae Jepsen with a memorable first pitch

Not in the good sense. In the "Mariah Carey" sense.

By Bill Hanstock Jul 14, 2013, 9:33pm EDT

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This is probably the only write-up of this pitch on the entire Internet that won't feature a forced "Call Me Maybe" joke. So you're welcome.

Wait, wait. It's even better than you think.

You're welcome twice.