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Atlanta Falcons selling this insane new sandwich, which needs a name

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Pulled pork. Mac and cheese. Cole slaw. Onion rings. Bacon. Reading this has given you high cholestorol.

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This 1.5-pound sandwich will debut at Atlanta Falcons training camp, where it'll be on sale for all of $5, certainly making it one of the most calorie-efficient meals in the state of Georgia, which is saying something.

Via Wolfram Alpha, the estimated nutritional impact of such a meal -- these serving sizes are based only on eyeballing, so please issue corrections in the comments as you see fit:

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The team is also holding a contest to give it a name, and we'd really like to present you with a list of funny recommendations, but all I have to offer are 10 sounds a person is likely to make upon having eaten one:

  1. "Ggrbrbrgrgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
  2. "Ppppppppuuhhhhuhhhhhhhuu"
  3. Nothing at all ever again.
  4. "VUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
  5. "Aarrrggggggggggrrgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
  6. "Whhoooggggrgrrghh"
  7. "SHffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuHURRRUPPPP"
  8. "Wwwwwwwwowwrrrrrrlrlrllllllllloooooorororrrrrrwwww"
  9. "LANCE IT BEFORE IT SPREADS ANY FURTHER"
  10. "Y'all wanna pull through Zaxby's after this?"