This 1.5-pound sandwich will debut at Atlanta Falcons training camp, where it'll be on sale for all of $5, certainly making it one of the most calorie-efficient meals in the state of Georgia, which is saying something.
Via Wolfram Alpha, the estimated nutritional impact of such a meal -- these serving sizes are based only on eyeballing, so please issue corrections in the comments as you see fit:
The team is also holding a contest to give it a name, and we'd really like to present you with a list of funny recommendations, but all I have to offer are 10 sounds a person is likely to make upon having eaten one:
- Nothing at all ever again.
- "LANCE IT BEFORE IT SPREADS ANY FURTHER"
- "Y'all wanna pull through Zaxby's after this?"