LJ Hoes is your new favorite player

LJ Hoes was reportedly traded to the Astros (by the O's, no less ... there's a lot of rhyming here) and that probably makes you giggle. He's also your new favorite player, even if you don't yet realize it. This is why:

Covered LJ Hoes, when he played for @FrederickKeys his walking up music was Jay-Z, Money, Cash, Hoes! Good ballplayer too!

— Kevin Reitmeyer (@kevinreitmeyer) July 31, 2013

Just the absolute best