Jameis Winston excited about facing Nevada defender's glorious blond mullet

Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston is the best. He cuts pro wrestling promos for no great reason, can dance like MC Hammer despite being born four years after "U Can't Touch This" came out, and is a noted fan of cheese balls. He's also good at every sport or job or activity, including football and baseball.

Also the best is Nevada defensive end Brock Hekking, whom Winston is personally looking forward to meeting. Winston's Seminoles play Hekking's Wolf Pack on Saturday, and should they collide, the impact will reverberate with warm smiles all around the world.

@jmnpb @SBNationCFB @DavidHaleESPN he wasn't kidding. pic.twitter.com/DYNIQgXTF5

— Matt Charles (@matthewpcharles) September 11, 2013

Are these the two most pro wrestling players in college football right now?

Getting my mind right for tomorrow... Time to shock the world. #PACK #teammullet

— Brock Hekking (@B_Hekking) August 31, 2013