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Streaker flips over dugout in underwear, LITERALLY tries to steal second base

Nice to finally meet you, _FloridaMan.

Idiots get on the field all the time. But rarely do they exhibit the athleticism and panache of this guy from Rays-Rangers Monday night.

I'll allow this story to be told via tweet and a GIF:

The broadcast crew didn't want to show our briefed hero so as not to encourage other streakers, but thanks to a camera on Rangers manager Ron Washington, we got the slightest of glimpses ... but it really tells a story:

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We see the flip, we see everything but the underwear and we see Ron Washington be way less surprised than he should be by a dude flipping over his head in undies.

UPDATE: Dick Vitale took a picture of our tighty-whitey-wearing star:

ANOTHER UPDATE BECAUSE MORE EVIDENCE EXISTS THIS IS THE GREATEST PERSON KNOWN TO MAN: He literally tried to steal second base:

Of course, he was caught stealing.