Jaxson de Ville, the Jacksonville Jaguars' feline mascot, had to dance in a thong this week after badly losing a bet with the Seattle Seahawks mascot on their teams' match-up. The winless Jaguars face the 2-1 Colts this weekend, and now Jaxson is upping the ante:
Ok @BlueColtsMascot here's the bet: Loser wears spandex and speedo and takes paintballs from 10yds! Number of paintballs=total pts! #Jaguars— Jaxson DeVille (@JaxsonDeVille) September 26, 2013
The Colts are favored by 8.5 points at the moment, but could easily win by more if things go as they have for the Jaguars recently. This means one of two things:
1. Whoever runs that Twitter account HATES the guy who wears the Jaxson suit.
2. Jaxson himself runs the account and is a masochist. Or this is a cry for help.
If, come Week 5, Jaxson is tweeting stuff like "HEY @STLRAMPAGE, I WILL CONSUME AS MANY VIALS OF POISON AS THE POINT DIFFERENTIAL OF THE RAMS-JAGS GAME. DON'T CARE WHO WINS #JAGUARS #HELP", we might need to intervene.