These cats might have futures in the NBA if they didn't break so many rules and play such fundamentally unsound basketball.
1. [whistle blows] Offensive interference. Touched the ball while it was still on the rim.
2. [whistle blows] Offensive interference again.
3. [whistle blows] Offensive interference and/or out of bounds.
4. [whistle blows] Offensive interference. Terrible post positioning by defending cat (behind basket).
5. [whistle blows] Offensive interference.
6. [whistle blows] Such blatant offensive interference I can't believe this cat hasn't already been ejected. Your entire body is literally in the net, cat. And what the hell kind of defense is this? Make a play on the ball, bum:
7. GO UP STRONG YOU COWARD.
8. [whistle blows] Not sure you can get offensive interference with your mouth, but the ball got stuck anyway. Jump ball:
9. [whistle blows] Offensive interference, and it didn't even help.
10. WAKE UP OR GET OFF THE COURT:
11., etc. [whistle blows repeatedly] Just so much offensive interference and a technical foul for licking the stanchion.
Also, multiple uniform infractions here. No shorts/jersey untucked for all players.