We never knew just how much the world needed mascots doing a Taylor Swift "Shake If Off" parody until things went B1G. There's a stunning amount to digest in this three-minute video.
Purdue Pete is scary and lecherous
Goldy Gopher needs Tinder
Purdue Pete is scary and lecherous 2.0
Sparty has the best moves in the B1G
Ballerina Bucky is fantastic
Sparty is a terrible boyfriend
We absolutely celebrate all the Big Ten mascots, no matter how creepy some of them are in this video. While we respect the rights of all mascots we're really disappointed in Testudo, Willie the Wildcat and the Nittany Lion. Not participating is very uncool.