Phyllis from Mulga had heard enough. She listened to Colin Cowherd say Alabama's dynasty was over following a loss to Ole Miss. The dyed-in-the-wool Bama fan suffered the indignity of being told Nick Saban would be "owned" by Auburn. She patiently waited for her chance to call Paul Finebaum, fire building in her stomach, ready to unleash the dragon.
"You're outta ya freakin' mind Cowturd!"
It's a little too much like your last rant, Phyllis.
"It's Bama ... it's Bama. You don't hate any team in this nation except for Bama."
This is the "bargaining" step in the Kübler-Ross model.
"Nick Saban is a better man than you are. You could never coach, because you don't have a bit of coaching in your body."
If you have coaching in your body, please see a doctor.
"THE DYNASTY IS NOT OVER! DO YOU HEAR ME COWTURD!?"
Phyllis took a step back to "anger" in the "Five Stages of Grief."
"KISS MY BUTT! ROLL TIDE!"
Did you expect the call to end any other way?
Elsewhere in anger: Bama fan demolished by security for throwing stuff at Ole Miss fans