Hey Blitz next time u cozy up to my gf put that "situation" back in ur pants. pic.twitter.com/zQYNY5dHAQ— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) November 10, 2014
Well, this certainly seems like an innocent--
That's an unfortunate tail placement, Seahawks mascot. A very, very unfortunate tail placement. Here, let's help you out with that a bit:
Ahhhhh. MUCH better.
Also this weekend: The Seahawks live hawk flew into the crowd and landed on a fan's head.