Were Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love pretending to smoke joints while celebrating their win over the Pelicans? You be the judge:
The Cavs have followed up on this:
#Cavs clarify Kyrie/Love handshake last night. They are "sharpening the end of an imaginary mustache" at end of the exchange. Nothing else— Jason Lloyd (@JasonLloydABJ) November 11, 2014
#Cavs say Kevin Love, Kyrie Irving were sharpening mustaches at end of choreographed handshake. Some perceived it to be smoking a joint.— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) November 11, 2014
1. I take "Cavs clarify" to mean actual Cavaliers PR had to issue a statement about this, which is fantastic.
2. Mustaches are symmetrical. Either those imaginary mustaches are askew or we're being BLATANTLY MISLED.
3. YES THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. THE FATE OF OUR CRUMBLING NATION DEPENDS ON THE SANCTITY OF STUPID ATHLETE HANDSHAKES.
4. GET THE TRUTH OUT. MAKE #STACHEGATE TREND AND BRING THESE STONER MIMES TO JUSTICE.
(Previously in NBA players sharpening their pretend mustaches.)