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Cavs explain Kevin Love and Kyrie Irving's invisible joints were 'imaginary mustaches'

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Were Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love pretending to smoke joints while celebrating their win over the Pelicans? You be the judge:

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The Cavs have followed up on this:

1.  I take "Cavs clarify" to mean actual Cavaliers PR had to issue a statement about this, which is fantastic.

2. Mustaches are symmetrical. Either those imaginary mustaches are askew or we're being BLATANTLY MISLED.

3. YES THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. THE FATE OF OUR CRUMBLING NATION DEPENDS ON THE SANCTITY OF STUPID ATHLETE HANDSHAKES.

4. GET THE TRUTH OUT. MAKE #STACHEGATE TREND AND BRING THESE STONER MIMES TO JUSTICE.

(Previously in NBA players sharpening their pretend mustaches.)