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Longhorn Network will air 5 hours of a cow hanging out on Christmas

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Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

This is an extremely good idea:

Yo, why not? People watch a log burn on TV, so why not an actual living thing? What do steer do all day? Let's find out! Will Bevo eat grass? Probably! Order pizza? Who knows!? Will he do a backflip? Probably not!

Every team should do this. Let's see Smokey hang out for a whole morning. I want to watch Big Red feast on puppies for five uninterrupted hours on Christmas. MAKE IT HAPPEN.