These are actual words spoken by a real-life NFL player. Geno Smith might not be the world's most gifted quarterback, but he's at least the most optimistic.
Let's apply Geno logic to other terrible situations in life:
When you're very ill
"It's almost exciting to think about how well these antibiotics will work."
When a natural disaster strikes
"It's almost exciting to think about all the home improvements we can do."
During the heat-death of the universe
"It's almost exciting to think about wearing flip flops all year."
Let's check in on Geno Smith.