"When are you taking off?"
"I leave on Monday."
"Taking the red-eye home?"
(via @bubbaprog)
"Did I walk into that or what?"
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!
Here is a dramatic reenactment from @zohf
Bob Costas walks right into Matt Lauer's perfect eye joke
He never saw it coming. (Because eyes.)