Listen. I've wanted to put poor things on the internet before. In fact, I have put far more than my share of poor things on the internet. This article is included in that number. But because there is no music video, no one remembers these things. College fan music videos get remembered.
Not trying to be mean by not watching this in full. I do not expect you to do so either. These things are almost always awful, and we all have our own tolerance levels.
The only undeniable exception to that rule:
As for Florida, I'm told that this happens:
It doesn't have to be this way.