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Powdered alcohol is a thing, promises to make game day better

This is a product that will cause absolutely nothing to go wrong, we're sure.

Trying to sneak booze is an American past time. Well, not THE American past time -- but now there's a way for you to sneak alcohol easily into your favorite sporting event! Heck, you don't even need to use a syrup bottle.

Meet Palcohol.


These are essentially Capri Suns for adults. A large, booze-filled pouch designed to turn every trip to Chuck E. Cheese into a party. This isn't some pie-in-the-sky, wacky idea. This stuff has been approved!

It's important to note that the powder can be used in drinks OR on food. So, who other than Spilly would be interested in this marvelous monstrosity? Palcohol has the answers.

2. Maybe you're a college football fan. So many stadiums don't even serve alcohol. What's that about; watching football without drinking?! That's almost criminal. Bring Palcohol in and enjoy the game.

Please keep this away from Tennessee Volunteers fans.

7. Let's talk about the elephant in the room....snorting Palcohol. Yes, you can snort it. And you'll get drunk almost instantly because the alcohol will be absorbed so quickly in your nose. Good idea? No. It will mess you up. Use Palcohol responsibly.

No Palcohol, let's talk about the REAL elephant in the room, butt-chugging. We know it's coming and we've already invented a name for it -- "clouding." That patent is pending. Use it with express written consent.

h/t @robertjoseph