If I were playing golf and found an alligator between myself and my ball, I would cease playing golf. Then again, I'm not from Louisiana and have never encountered a gator. John Peterson is and evidently has, so he had no problem treating the beast as one would a leaf pile:
Each time I watch it, I worry that the gator's going to spin around and snap, but nope, it's just like "Zzzzzzwha? Hm? Hey. Ow. Okay. Dude. Okay okay okay I'm going okay just stop." Poor sleepy gator. Animals just shouldn't bother with golf, I think. Golf otter agrees:
I hope golf alligator and golf otter don't meet.