Watching Bartolo Colon bat is the greatest joy in baseball

Well, watching Bartolo Colon do things in general.

By Michael Katz@KatzM Apr 3, 2014, 11:05am EDT

Please look at this beautiful man!

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— Lana Berry (@Lana) April 3, 2014

Look at him go!

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— Lana Berry (@Lana) April 2, 2014

What's the only way this could get better?

This is a real editorial conversation that led to this GIF: http://t.co/3OVeYQq0vo pic.twitter.com/sYIOXbi0Tt
— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) April 3, 2014

Sure!