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The 10 best Jameis Winston crab theft tweets

Crabenfreude - noun - Deriving pleasure from the crab-based misfortunes of others.

Crab legs are pretty great. Sure it's a lot of work for a small amount of meat, but cracking open some shells and eating innards is the best way to make yourself feel alive. Jameis Winston knows this. He couldn't wait to get some crab (as reported by Tomahawk Nation).

While Winston and Florida State scrambled (or crab walked) to deal with the fallout, the internet just had fun. It was glorious.

Florida's commissioner for agriculture, everyone:

Proper crab-handling procedure is of the utmost importance.