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Birds are trying to kill Heat fans

Birds don't want you near their babies, even if you root for the home team.

With the first two games of the Eastern Conference semis taking place in Indiana, fans in Miami are catching the games at watch parties outside American Airlines Arena. One problem ... ANGRY BIRDS:

This is some cutthroat reporting. The folks at WSVN determined that the birds were attacking because Heat fans were stomping too close to the birds' babies ... so the reporters went ahead and did just that, putting themselves in harm's way with predictably hairy results:



Thank you for your intrepid and questionable on-scene reporting, WSVN. Godspeed, Heat fans.